Every page on this site.

Don't Touch is a $5 Mac app that screams if anyone touches your laptop while you're in the café bathroom. This is everything else I've written around that one small, universal problem.

The app

• Don't Touch — the laptop alarm that screams at strangers The main page: the story, a demo you can poke, the 25 things it says, and the buy button.

The problem, in its natural habitats

• Can I leave my laptop in a coffee shop while I go to the bathroom? The founding problem. What people actually do, why every option is bad, and the third option.
• Is it safe to leave your laptop in the library? The student version: exam season, seat-guarding, and why quiet rooms are a thief's favourite.
• Laptop security for digital nomads When your office is whatever café has Wi-Fi and there's no colleague to nod at.

The solutions, examined honestly

• How to protect your laptop in a coffee shop Every tactic ranked: seating geometry, FileVault, Find My, locks, strangers, alarms.
• What a MacBook alarm needs to do to actually work The checklist I learned building one: triggers, forced volume, movement detection without an accelerometer.
• MacBooks don't have a lock slot. Here's what to do instead. The Kensington slot died a decade ago. Clamps, tracking, and the 0.5 MB alternative.
• How to sound an alarm when the charger is unplugged The classic grab starts with the cable. DIY scripts, where they die, and the ready-made tripwire.

For the robots

Machine-readable versions of all this: sitemap.xml · llms.txt · llms-full.txt · robots.txt. Yes, the sitemap page has a sitemap.